Ranked #201 in Retail (up 106 from last month). 

This place absolutely slaps nuts. The customer experience is one that I have never experienced within my lifetime on this planet. I’ve been to multiple dispensaries in my area and this one always has the best deals! Forever a Theorem customer! Really appreciate the customer service and the selection is something guy can’t beat anywhere. Also, if you like planes, you can see one.

Cute store and prices are okay. Pretty top of the line in-store customer service so far. Parking lot sucks but I don't think they can really do a lot about it. Otherwise no complaints

I love coming to this shop! The wall of windows looking out on Lake Washington…very beautiful. Makes me want to linger and enjoy the view. The staff is really helpful with great product line.

I’ve been to a lot of dispensaries, and this one stands out as one of the best—hands down.

Natalie is doing an outstanding job with product selection. The hash rosin she’s sourced lately has been phenomenal—truly next level stuff I keep coming back for.

Hailey is an absolute expert. Her knowledge of terpene profiles, production processes, and industry trends runs deep. Conversations with her are always engaging, and I hope the shop recognizes just how valuable she is.

Seth and Patrick absolutely can’t be overlooked either. They’re your go-to concentrate enthusiasts—friendly, approachable, and always ready with sound advice. I never hesitate to ask questions because I know they’ll point me in the right direction.

Big shoutout to Joe, the manager. He’s incredibly kind and patient. I had a few questions and ended up chatting his ear off over the phone, but not once did I feel rushed—just appreciated.

If I could make one wish, I’d love to see some fresh press hit the shelves—and I’d definitely go in on some baller jars if they became available.

Whether you’re a medical patient or just exploring recreational options, I highly recommend this spot. The quality, care, and knowledge here are unmatched.

Theorem: Don’t hesitate to reach out if you want product suggestions—I’ve done my rounds, and this place is truly a gem.

I’ve been a customer with this dispensary before they moved locations next door; in essence they’ve made MAJOR updates that has even become my main recommendation to others. I used to drive to Everett rather than go to the dispensary across the street from me…now they’re my go to! Although their “deal days” aren’t the most beneficial for a consumer, their base prices are absolutely the lowest around. You can pay with a Debit card, order on a touch pad inside or online and pay up front, lots of parking on either side of the building AND off of the trail below. The employees are knowledgeable and their recommendations are tailored to the customer, love this place!

The view is worth it alone!
Big plus: wheelchair accessible now they’ve done up the ramp :)

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